College students everywhere are beginning to feel the spring semester air get to their head— spurring phenomenons like weekday parties and study breaks that include a “tall boy” or two.
Students at Miami University in Oxford are no exception.
The Oxford Police Dept. tweeted this today during Miami’s Annual Green Beer Day:
About $50 worth of Natty Light about to be delivered to a house part we will probably shut down within 15 minutes of the music turning on. #cheers #GreenBeerDay pic.twitter.com/rYKrEmPHmm
— Oxford Police Dept. (@OxfordOhioPD) March 15, 2018
The Tweet forewarned students of their party’s inevitable time limit, while also throwing a little shade at their choice of beverage.
These officers know how to serve justice cold with a splash of sarcasm.
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