How old are you, Santa?
I don’t know, I forgot.
I don’t like cookies. Can I leave popcorn instead?
Popcorn will work and If I don’t finish it the reindeer will.
Do you melt like Frosty?
When it gets warm, Santa is very uncomfortable.
Can you leave a present for my cat, Carlos?
I’ll leave a toy mouse and some catnip.
Do you know my Mom and Dad?
I knew them when they were your age, and I brought them gifts, too.
When is your birthday and do you get presents and cake?
I like cake, but Mrs. Claus cuts me off after one piece.
Can you read my brain?
I can’t read your brain, but I do know when you’ve been good and I know when you’ve been naughty.
Can I have an elf live with me and help me make toys all the time?
Elves are a little funny. They don’t like being away from the North Pole, and if the toys don’t come out right, they really toss a hissy fit. Besides, they are finicky eaters.